What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
