Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
They have beer where we have blood.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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