Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
There r osticjed everywhere
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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