Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
