Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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