Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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