ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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