So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Is Oprah even human
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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