hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
