Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Who died my cat blue again?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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