is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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