i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just puked most of my soul out..
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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