Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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