glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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