Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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