i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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