I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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