i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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