I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
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