Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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