he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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