Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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