Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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