I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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