So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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