I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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