is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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