That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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