At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
People with herpes should wear stickers.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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