Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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