Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Randomize
