he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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