i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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