I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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