did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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