He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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