its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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