if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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