i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Send help, water and tortillas.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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