lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
