butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
