she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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