So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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