I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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