you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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