I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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