we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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