Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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