We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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