was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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