spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I want to fling myself into the sun
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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