When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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