I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
