can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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