I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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