He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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