this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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