Is it because I queefed?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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