I need help removing her.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
NoShamevember. You game?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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