I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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